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slim_shady Zone Addict

slim_shady

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Hey, I was wondering if you had any time to spare, maybe we could fall in love

Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kicking.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Wanna play army? I salute, and you blow the hell out of me

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cos I could see myself in your pants.

i sprayed axe all over myself. jump on me now

Sooo, hey. Guess what. I got money

I'm English. Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

I'm tired.... Sleep with me.

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Hi your hot. *slap*

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Can I get your number?"

You got something on your lip let me get it for you

i lost my number,can i have yours?

r u a snickers? bcuz u satisfy me

is ur dad a thief? bcuz he stole the stars rite into ur eyes

Can I have your phone number after we have sex

uh get up of me I can't see the Weather Channel.

One way or another Im going to make love to you tonight but Id rather you be there.

u must be summer bcuz u are freakin hot

our name must be Tom, because I have the incredible urge to bang you right here!

The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word

Pardon me, are you in heat?

I just moved you to the top of my To Do List.

i lost my teddy bear

can i sleep wit u?

If I was an astronaunt, I would fly up Uranus.

Can I have your picture?

girl: why

Cuz i wanna show santa what i want for Christmas :o

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You must be tired you have been running around my mind all night

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I LOVE your hair...it would go great against my pillow.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

are you for here or to go?

Hey, do you have any STDs? Do you want some?

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

Fancy a shag? No? Well, do you mind lying down while I have one?

"Hi my name is Ben Dover, what's yours?

Lets get something straight between us.

Do you take your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

"Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room."

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

hat do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Can I insert my credit card into your ATM machine?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

Hi, I'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything.

are you a parking ticket...cuz you have fine written all over you

do you have any STDs cuz i'm a little short...

Say, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you got nice cans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Lemons are sour. Open your legs and feel my power.

I may not be Santa Claus, but I'll stuff your stockings...

"wow this is alot better than a sock"

Nice Nice Very Nice. How much?

Are you busy tonight at 3 am?

LETS SAVE WATER AND SHOWER TOGETHER!

Girl: If i could rearrenge the alphabet, I would put F and U together

Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

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avivhhaviv Zone Wannabe

avivhhaviv

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לדתיות:

אתה: תגידי בובה זה כאב?

היא: מה כאב?

אתה: שפינו אותך מגוש קטיף

רגילים:

אתה: נתקעת פעם במעלית?

היא: לא

אתה: אז בואי אני אתקע אותך

תגידי.... אנחנו הולכים להזדיין הערב, או שאני שוב צריך לשקר ליומן שלי?

אתה:תגיד זה כאב?.?

היא: מה כאב?

אתה: שאבא שלך דפק פטיש 5 טון על הפרצוף

רוצה לחסוך לי 200 שקל?

אתה : יש לך אי סי קיו מאמי ?

היא: כן תרשום אחד אחד אחד, שתיים שתיים שתיים, שלוש שלוש שלוש...

אתה : מסתכל אליה, ופתאום צועק וקופץ יש יש יש יששששששששש, המספר שלי יותר קצררררררררררררר, אכלת זיןןןןןןן ישששששששששש

תגידי אבא שלך גנן??

מחפש עבודהה..

אתה: אבא שלך זמר דיכאון?

היא: לא למה?

אתה: לא יודע תראי איך את נראית

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silky Zone Addict

silky

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תבוא, תעמוד מטר ממולה. תשפיל את המבט. תספור עד 10 יחסית בשקט, תוך כדי שרגל ימין שלך זזה בצורה עוויתית.

תמלא את הריאות באוויר. ואז תגיד לה " היי מה שלומך??????????".

אוי פאק אנשים זה סרקזם אל תנסו את זה!

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