הנה 10 עובדות על החיים שלנו, מי שמכיר מכיר ומי שלא שייהנה.......(לא היה לא כוח לתרגם אנשים)

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12

litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact

with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

>>masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently

masturbated >>and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your

dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a

cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a firend gives you a 10% chance of

ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

תמיד טוב לדעת.... ;D

אז זה אומר שאם אני פוליטיקאי שלוחץ מלא ידיים לאנשים שהולך למסיבת חתונה בבריכה בחסות תפוצ'יפס, אני בבעיה?