טוב, אז עלה בדעתי לעשות משהו עבור הקהילה. היות ואנחנו יושבים בבית מול סטארקרפט כל הזמן, קל לפספס את החדשות האמיתיות על דברים שקורים בחוץ! אולי זה ייתן לנו קצת פרספקטיבה

אם זה מצא חן בעיניכם, או עיצבן אתכם, או כל דבר - רק תגידו, אני מתחשב בדעתכם. אם מספיק אנשים מסמפטים את הרעיון, יהיו עוד

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[ltr][move]*** ZNN makes its first debut! ∙ SC2 becomes new standard for brain study -- Scientists: “Rooks are too imba for serious research” ∙ Husky exposes Siege Tank stacking exploit -- Blizzard Dev: “It’s by design, that’s why they say ‘Lay it on me!’” ∙ Iran refuses to halt nuclear research -- In response, US threatens to nerf EMP again ∙ sKaz wins Plat-Bronze challenge -- Critics suggest double-elim format -- Organizers: “Sub-diamond is already the losers bracket” ∙ Gingrich takes SC primary by storm -- Sources: “He will rule this sector or see it burned to ashes around him” ∙ Osho mentioned in IPL top 5 plays #11 -- Fans ecstatic: “He loses to the best” ∙ Soldier transportation conditions worsen again: Marines to pay full fare on Medivac rides ∙ Israel to deport 2000 immigrants -- PM Netanyahu: “We said Israelis only but they still registered to brackets” ∙ In Korea, we have a saying: If you can’t beat ‘em, 6pool ‘em ∙ 2nd Barcraft TLV announced -- Organizers to send marines in advance to make sure there’s a counter ∙ QxC and Catz finish a brisk 7-hour Bo31 for 1000$ -- Organizers: “We wanted Bo63 but ran out of maps” ∙ Next: Is waffle shortage real? Find out on ZNN ***[/move][/ltr]

אני לא מפסיק לצחוק. איזה כיף זה לכתוב lol ובאמת להתכוון:

laughing out loudly! :yelclap:

לייק ענקי!

ענק, באמת ענק

פשוט מצויין

תודה על התגובות, אני שמח שאנשים נהנים. יהיו עוד, החל משבוע הבא!

דרך אגב, למי שפספס - השורות הירוקות והאדומות הן גם לינקים (הירוקות - לדברים שקורים בקהילת סטארקרפט, האדומות - ל- VODs).

והשורות הכתומות הן לא לינקים אבל הן מגיעות מקוריאה ולפיכך אוטומטית טובות יותר מכל השאר. 8)

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פשוט מצויין x2 !

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[ltr][move]*** Supply depots everywhere reported looted -- Police blame continuing waffle shortage crisis -- Remember, you heard it first on ZNN ∙ esrZanubis takes IGA S1 cup -- Casters: “He would cheese his own mother to win” -- Zanubis denies allegation: “My mom knows to scout for proxies” ∙ Science: Higgs Boson discovered -- PETA: “Oppose the cruelty to cats inherent in quantum research” ∙ Syria shells villages in Lebanon -- Syrian diplomats blame incident on misclick ∙ Regander faces lawsuit for adapting Shlomi Shabat song to be about Terran play -- Lawyer: “Shlomi deeply offended, he cheers for Zerg” ∙ Notorius narrowly evades ban on the Zergling -- YuMi: “He represents a clear and present danger to this dominion” ∙ Liquid Rising documentary released -- Inside source: Name inspired by the time TLO clogged toilet in oGs-TL house ∙ Is the recent heat wave reducing tourism to Israel? -- Experts: “Tourists might instead go to Char to cool off” ∙ Historic elections in Lybia -- Will have to decide between Red and Brown keyboard switch ∙ In Korea, we have a saying: Don’t count your zerglings before they hatch ∙ MLG Summer Arena Barcraft has 71 confirmed goers -- Bar scrambles to build additional supply depots ∙ Spaniard Karont3.Vortix pulls off surprising comeback vs. Team Empire -- Team management: “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” ∙ New ZNN logo brought to you by the talented Notorious -- In unrelated news, we may soon sue CNN for trademark infringement -- Stay tuned ***[/move][/ltr]

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[ltr][move]*** ZNN is back with more news -- You can step away from that ledge now ∙ Environmentalists warn of dwindling natural resources -- Activists point to Antiga Shipyard center expansions as proof ∙ Funday Monday returns after long hiatus -- Shocks fans by actually getting to game before 20m mark ∙ D. Browder confirms average skill up in all leagues -- Adds: “So the fact I dropped to Plat doesn’t mean anything” ∙ New patch causes all game options to disappear -- Devs: “Accidentally replaced with content from Starcraft: Ghost” ∙ US elections: Mitt Romney under fire for insufficient disclosure -- Still refuses to release his replay pack ∙ Is cleanup worker strike inevitable? Unions refuse to clean Entombed Valley of creep ∙ Legal disclaimer: By reading this sentence you agree to not read this sentence ∙ Calls to censor story where TLO is in dystopic future -- Readers horrified by descriptions of ruined shops, no waffles anywhere ∙ In Korea, we have a saying: If it ain’t on fire, don’t fix it ∙ 3 forumites rushed to hospital after hype overdose -- iSneak still at large -- Remember: Watch TSL4 responsibly ∙ Day[9] & Stephano bromance reaches new heights in NASL3 with Stephano interviewed on Sean’s knees -- Look, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted ∙ That’s it for the news -- Up next: Is your marine suit out of fashion? We examine 10 slimming decals ***[/move][/ltr]

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[ltr][move]*** After 1.5 weeks, ZNN is here again -- Still faster than TvT ∙ DuffleBlog reports SC2 added to US Army training -- No need to verify, DuffleBlog almost as reliable as ZNN ∙ 5th Barcraft finishes successfully, but not without incident -- 3 pass out from heat, everyone else from Oz vs. Alicia unending ext. series ∙ Barcraft organizers apologize for accommodations, explain technical difficulties: “We couldn’t find waffles anywhere” ∙ CheapCheese hospitalized for unknown condition -- Worries grow: May have same condition as MMA -- Doctors recommend IV feed of concentrated GSL matches ∙ Amidst growing debt, gvmt. to raise taxes -- PM Netanyahu: Can forego tax increase if we include more commercials on Twitch.tv -- Citizens: No thanks ∙ GSL finals put MC vs. Seed -- Winner prize only 50₩ mil -- Organizers: Money all spent on CGI introduction clips and figuring out GSL format chart ∙ When you play the Game of Drones, you win or you die -- It is known ∙ Legal disclaimer: FF discussion on IGA tournament is now ZNN’s intellectual property ∙ In Korea, we have a saying: If you can’t stand the heat, get the hellions out of the kitchen ∙ SC2 now 2 years old -- That explains all the anger tantrums and the crying ∙ Dreamhack Summer ‘12 is starting -- Critics: Won’t be as good without Zanubis -- Still worth watching ∙ That’s it for the news -- Up next: Spice up your meals with 3 new ways to cook a hydralisk ***[/move][/ltr]

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[ltr][move]*** Back to rock your world, this is ZNN -- This edition dedicated to Liquid’Jinro ∙ Sweden’s hopes for Olympic gold dashed after surprise retirement by Jinro -- Still hold bronze hopes for CS, DoTA2 ∙ Science: NASA rover Curiosity lands successfully on Mars -- Next challenge: Keeping it alive despite 90-second duration on Calldown ability ∙ Egypt retires Sinai military commander -- Rumors: Due to bad marine splits ∙ Cleanup worker strike at an end? Compromise reached on creep spread radius ∙ US Elections: Speculations grow over Romney’s VP pick -- Experts: Should choose Idra to capture the Zerg vote ∙ DJWheat heard chewing throughout Daisy vs. First match -- Denies unprofessional conduct: “Waffles can’t wait” ∙ Legal disclaimer: Offer to rock your world void on infested planets ∙ Jiddu begins competing news service -- ZNN not worried, remains the most impartial and objective news source -- Also, did we mention Jiddu eats babies? ∙ In Korea, we have a saying: Better one ling at the tower than two in the cocoon ∙ Bitter disappointment for e-Srael in 1st IESF Qualifier: Only grabbed 5 of 6 spots -- aGGy demands refund on bribe money ∙ TSL4: SaSe and CoCa engage in fierce low-econ battle -- CoCa blames Treasury for new Pathogen Gland tax ∙ That’s it for the news -- We now return you to our 30-hour Gungam Style marathon ***[/move][/ltr]