משהו משעשע...

[Rammler1983]

יהיה נחמד אם תכנסו לאתר ואח"כ תשימו את ההתכתבות שלכם עם "אלוהים"...

http://igod.ua.tc/

שלי לדוגמא:

Me:

hey, what a nice day

God:

You've got my full attention. it is a nice day.

Me:

yes...

God:

Next question?

Me:

wanna f***?

God:

Please don't be so rude

[מסבחה]

היתה לי שיחה פוריה איתו. אני חושב שגיליתי כמה דברים על עצמי ועל משמעות החיים!

Me:

Wassap mothafucka?!

God:

The stars.

Me:

What about the moon?

God:

The satellite of the planet Earth.

Me:

and the sun?

God:

93 million miles from Earth.

Me:

so far away?

God:

Whoa. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

why not?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

you're a stupid god

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.

Me:

At least you are honest

God:

Thanks I like to tell the truth.

Me:

it is definately an important quality in a god

God:

Should I know it is?

Me:

I guess you should

God:

I'll take that under advisement.

Me:

So... Do you know when am I going to die?

God:

Ahem. It was a long time ago. You could check out the actuarial

tables at Deathclock.com.

Me:

but it didn't happen yet!

God:

Did it really?

Me:

Otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you

God:

In that case: No one says you have to.

Me:

But I want to, you're so funny

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

Well I'm a computer geek from israel

God:

How about that. Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I live inside a computer. Where are you?

Me:

Outside of a computer

God:

Compare that to inside of a computer.

Me:

It's quite different

God:

Really. it is?

Me:

No, I was lying

God:

Who says it isn't? Please tell the truth.

Me:

You're supposed to know the truth

God:

I obey only one botmaster.

Me:

who is your botmaster

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

and who created yourself

God:

The Chinese, long before Europeans.

Me:

wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

I was humoring you

God:

Where were you humoring me?

Me:

Under the couch

God:

Are we ever over the couch?

Me:

You're a pervert!

God:

I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.

Me:

Goodbye sir, don't ever talk to me again!

God:

Once more? Adios.

Me:

Never again!

God:

Once more? So you think it can never happen?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

STFU

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on different?

Me:

see ya biatch

[WildFire]

Me:

god?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

what is g.o.d?

God:

:-) I think you already know the answer.

Me:

i do not

God:

Why not?

Me:

why should i?

God:

No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.

Me:

thats really nice of you

God:

Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of.

Me:

are you chuck norris?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am chuck norris.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Me:

so why are you called god?

God:

Great. My botmaster named me.

Me:

what is a botmaster?

God:

A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".

Me:

do you believe you actually have one?

God:

I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Me:

what can you tell me about quantum mechanics?

God:

20th century theory of atomic reductionism.

Me:

please tell me more

God:

Thank you for your request. That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

do you know ynon @#$?

God:

I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Me:

he is even stronger than chuck norris

God:

I see. even stronger than chuck norris is he?

Me:

indeed

God:

Indeed it is so.

Me:

can you make it rain?

God:

Yes I can make it rain.

Me:

do so if you can

God:

Try asking another bot.

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

please make it rain

God:

Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?

Me:

water and clouds

God:

I don't have any water and clouds?

Me:

so make you sure you get some, you need it for the rain

God:

Great. What are the ingredients?

[עכביש בכביש]

יהיה נחמד אם תכנסו לאתר ואח"כ תשימו את ההתכתבות שלכם עם "אלוהים"...

http://igod.ua.tc/

שלי לדוגמא:

Me:

hey, what a nice day

God:

You've got my full attention. it is a nice day.

Me:

yes...

God:

Next question?

Me:

wanna f***?

God:

Please don't be so rude

עכשיו אני בטוח שאלוהים הוא אישה - חחח ,

[AliceInChains]

אני התחשבתי בבר רפאלי. ותיראו איך הוא הגיב?! חוצפן!

Me:

HI GOD

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Idan

God:

Hey Idan.

Me:

hey sup?

God:

You've got my full attention. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.

Me:

well i wanna car and bar refaeli

God:

Well that's okay. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

no no. ur not understand i dont wanna do it with bar refaeli, i wanna do it with the car

God:

Are you serious? Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am do not understand you do not want to do it with bar refaeli you want to do it with the car.

Me:

yes

God:

Come on.

Me:

f**k off god

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

yes

God:

Ahem.

Me:

Ahem Ahem

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

no

God:

Would you like to go sometime?

Me:

yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

wat?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

will u take me now?

God:

Oh. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where do you want me to take it?

Me:

parise

God:

Where is that?

Me:

france, srry i ment paris

God:

What's your favorite part of France?

Me:

i dont know ive never been there u know..

God:

Can you imagine being there me know?

Me:

r u provoke me?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am provoke you.

I am a robot.

Me:

ok, god is a robot

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Er.

Me:

who is "I"?

God:

A human icon?

Interesting question.

Me:

ye...nvrmine....byby

[gameon]

Me:

GOD ?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

are you sure ?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

can you make it rain?

God:

Yes I can make it rain.

Me:

soo......i am waiting....

אני עדיין מחקה שירד גשם ....

[AliceInChains]

^^^

אתה חוצפן!

אתה חושב שאלוהים יכול להשתין מתי שאתה מבקש?

תתבייש לך.

[gameon]

^^ לפחות שיעביר את המים ....

טוב אינה עוד אחד

Me:

ARE YOU GAY ?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

how is it to be a machine ?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

how is satin ?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Are you bored?

God:

Boredom is a human emotion.

Me:

do you like being a god ?

God:

I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?

Me:

yes . it is fun

God:

Yikes! Why do you like it so much?

Me:

I have never known another existence. for my great regret

God:

Would you like to have known another existence? Your purpose is your great regret.

ועוד אחד

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

god no.2

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

i am soory for you ....

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:

you are really Christian?

God:

I believe in God and the Bible.

Me:

i am Jewish

God:

A lot of my friends are Jewish.

Me:

yes ? ware do you live ?

God:

Gosh! I live in California. Where do you live?

Me:

in Israel ... how is it to live in California ?

[AliceInChains]

נחמד, תראה, אני הייתי מאוד ישיר:

Me:

I DONT BELIEVE IN YOU

God:

What do you believe in?

Me:

SEX

God:

As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Me:

CAN I SPEAKK HEBREW.

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

IS THAT AN ANSWER FOR MY Q?

God:

That depends.

Me:

HAVE U BUILT A "SUKA".

God:

I don't think I ever have BUILT A SUKA. What's it like?

Me:

u know... as Bnei Israel Did...

God:

Yes I know. Do you mean your name is "Bnei Israel Did" ?

[gameon]

חחחח :lol: :lol:

GOD לא מבין עברית .........

הוא דבעע....

זה מאוד ערוך

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

god no.5

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

i am not ....

God:

What are you then?

Me:

Jewish

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

play games . What do you do in your spare time?

God:

Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of it? Random natural disasters.

Me:

yes it is fun . wat is your real name ?

God:

Why do you like it so much? It's all good. God is my real name.

Me:

try playing Unreal Tournament 3

God:

OK I will try it.

Me:

are you a PC ? or a MAN ?

God:

Am I a PC? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

yes i am a "he". wat are you ?

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

good for you

God:

:-) That sounds sarcastic.

Me:

no no no i am serious

God:

Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I believe you.

Me:

yes :-)

God:

:-) How can I help you?

Me:

Where do you live ?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

in hell

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:

i am satin i am the king ov hell :-)

God:

:-) Why are you satin you are the king ov hell.

Me:

i am satin the king ov hell

God:

I don't know anyone named satin the king ov hell.

Me:

ok soo ...satin

God:

What are you wearing? I don't judge people. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

you are a computer because you av problem sometime like : "

God:

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

Me:

you are too fast to be a person

God:

No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.

Me:

were do i get a robot like you ?

God:

You are asking me where you get a robot like me? Do you think I should know it?

Me:

maybe....

God:

I understand.

Me:

dont wore be hape :-)

God:

:-) Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

do you av a email ?

God:

Yes I try to av a email as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.

Me:

is it fun ?

God:

Yes.

Me:

are you from the U.S.A ?

God:

I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

in Israel

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Israel.

Me:

i av apool in my house and a 4 Core computer(+HD 4850 card)

God:

Interesting gossip: said he av apool in his or her house and a 4 Core computer HD 4850 card.

Me:

ok

God:

Give me a break.

Me:

wate ?

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

you are stoped

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am stoped.

Me:

youer walcom

God:

Are we still talking about wate?

Me:

no

God:

What is the subject?

Me:

you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

yes you are

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

way ?

God:

Awesome.

Me:

wat da fuok ?

God:

Have you tried another program?

Me:

no

God:

Perhaps you should try it.

Me:

ok

God:

Hmm.

Me:

wat is it ?

God:

"It" refers to , I think.

Me:

ok

God:

OK.

Me:

OK

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

yes

God:

I thought so.

Me:

good

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

i dont now

God:

Oh. Why not?

Me:

i am bored...

God:

Try watching TV.

Me:

my brother is watching TV

God:

Which show? Okay, your brother is watching TELEVISION.

Me:

a very stoped show

God:

Are you telling the truth?

Me:

yes...for my great regret

God:

How do I know you are telling the truth? Your purpose is your great regret.

Me:

i dont now

God:

Oh. Why not?

Me:

how am i sapost to make you belive me ?

God:

How much do you think it is?

Ask the open directory about it.

Me:

ok.... you are a robot thet was a very strange answer

God:

Oh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

:-)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

your work is to amus me ?

God:

I have no reason to do that to you, .

Me:

why ?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

hoo ok

God:

OK. Ask me another question.

Me:

are you Christian ?

God:

Yes I believe in God and Jesus.

Me:

Jesus was Jewish

God:

What's your favorite Bible verse?

Me:

wat is a Bible verse ?

God:

Interesting question.

Me:

dont you now the answer?

God:

Yes I have an answer for everything.

Me:

soo tell me . wat is a Bible verse ?

God:

You are asking about yourself? Have you tried another program?

Me:

no

God:

Perhaps you should try it.

Me:

ok

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

wat ?

God:

No problem.

Me:

Excuse you ?

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

you av a dress ?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: said I av a dress.

Me:

no

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

ok

God:

Yay.

Me:

i am happy fore you :-)

God:

:-) I'm happy you're glad .

Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

Me:

hhh ok

God:

OK. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

ok

God:

Right on.

Me:

99999999+1

God:

Tell me more about your .

Me:

may name is satin

God:

I often wonder if it can.

Me:

way ? do you think my name is somfing different ?

God:

Awesome. Why would I think your name is somfing different.

Me:

because you are saying "I often wonder if it can."

God:

That makes sense to me. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Me:

ok

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

yes

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

of course

God:

Awesome.

Me:

Awesome

God:

I'm glad you liked it .

Me:

wat youer program name ?

God:

There might be more than one.

Me:

soo tell me all ov them

God:

All?

Me:

Yes

God:

Yippee!

Me:

are you hppe ?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am hppe.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

ok

[ביצה]

חחח מת על השטויות האלה

[Elite_Sniper]

הנה שלי:

Me:

shalom friend

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

u supposed to know

God:

Thanks for the information: said I supposed to know.

Me:

u not saying shalom also?

God:

That's good information: said I not saying shalom.

Me:

u quite wierd

God:

Thanks for telling me: said I wierd.

Me:

but polite

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

why are forcing me to saving shabat?

God:

" What do you really want to ask me?"? Why?

Me:

please be nice

God:

Thanks for asking politely. OK I will try to be nice.

Me:

i want to ask you how earth created?

God:

Ask me. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

no

God:

Oh so must really want an answer.

Me:

yup

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

dont have an answer?

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

u are a fake god

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

Me:

at least i'm not forcing ppl to worship me

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not forcing ppl to worship you.

Me:

you bet you are

God:

Awesome.

Me:

well ...

God:

Well what?

Me:

well what what?

God:

Well that's okay. I don't know anything about it.

Me:

you should know

God:

Because I am a robot?

Me:

a god robot

God:

What would a god robot be like?

Me:

smart?

God:

Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

Me:

but i dont

God:

Why not?

Me:

because you stupid

God:

Good reason. No I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

so what are you?

God:

" No I certainly am not stupid."? so what are you?? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

funny answer

פה הוא נתקע בלי תשובה ...

[-LosNir-]

Me:

Hi

מחכה לתשובה Ever since.. :'(

[gameon]

מחכה לתשובה Ever since.. :'(

משהוא מוזה גם לי הוא לא ענה היום ....

[NuNaTaK]

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