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The Creation of a Vagina

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פורסם

THE CREATION OF A VAGINA

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,

He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

או שזה מצחיק, או שסתם יש לי מצב-רוח, כי אני אהבתי  ;D

פורסם

:lol: :lol:

יפה יפה

מאיפה הפלצת את זה?

:lol:

פורסם

חחח! :lol::xyxthumbs:

זה לא אמור להיות אדום אבל, ולא מסריח מדיי, אחרת זה סימן לדלקת או זיהום.

פורסם

אז כנראה יש לך דלקות וזיהומים

:lol:

לבדוק אותך זה יחשב בתור סוס? :lol:

פורסם

מי אמר שזה מנסיון אישי? אני לומדת תחום רפואי אחרי הכל... בדקת פעם בדיקה גיניקולוגית לסוסה?

צפה לפגיעה.

פורסם

THE CREATION OF A VAGINA

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,

He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

או שזה מצחיק, או שסתם יש לי מצב-רוח, כי אני אהבתי ;D

אהבתי! :xyxthumbs:

פורסם

חחח אהבתי

פורסם

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

חחח, זה המשפט שהכי הרג אותי :lol:

פורסם

חחחחח....הקטע עם הדג הכי גדול! :lol:

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