Some new spins on the age old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

הדגשתי את הטובים ביותר - למי שאין לו כוח לקרוא את הכל.

VICE PRESIDENT GORE

I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now.

I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the

chickens and I will not disappoint them.

GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH

I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give

the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to

let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN

I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in their

own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should

be denied the right to cross the road in their own way.

SECRETARY CHENEY

Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they

wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help

crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road

myself.

RALPH NADER

Chickens are misled by the evil tire makers into believing there is a

road. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays to create the

need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an

advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the

plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the

"other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends,

that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay

too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination

that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like

"the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as

plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The

chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without

having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told

us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have

to cross before you believe it?

FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road

reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but

will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook

--and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath

the chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by

"chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE BUSH

I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed

the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,

"Thou Shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there

was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?

TIMOTHY LEARY:

Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

JERRY SEINFELD:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

DARWIN:

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON:

The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.

The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.

Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.

The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.

This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

זה נקרא "להדגיש את הדברים הטובים למי שאין כוח לקרא???" :

זה מאוד הרבה חומר לקריאה...

זה נחמד ודיי מצחיק.. ;D

אבל מייגע. :-\

רסמי משה, אתה משועמם

זה ממש חמוד... אבל כן, אין ספק שהאדם משועמם...

אני בחופש הראשון שלי מזה שמונה חודשים, וגם הוא מגיע אחרי אבטחה של שבועיים בגבול מצריים... תנו לי להנות קצת!

משועמם משועמם, אבל קורע

חמווווווד !!! ;D

חבל שאני לא מכיר את כל האנשים ...

היית צריך להדגיש גם את ג'רי סיינפלד.. (צריך לקרוא עם מבטא סיינפלדאי)

why did an arab cross the road? because his dick was stuck in a chicken's ass...