Yo Mama

[MishaK]

Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants

Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights

Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun

Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.

Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block

Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch

Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing

Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces

Yo mama's so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.

Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Jesus.

Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama's so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama's so poor, Yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama's booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips

Yo mama's breath is so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper

Yo mama's breath is so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck

Yo mama's breath is so stank needs odor eaters

Yo mama's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two

Yo mama's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a  living.

Yo mama's feet so big her sneakers need license plates

Yo mama's forehead's so big you could show slides on it.

Yo mama's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk

Yo mama's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo

Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama's hair's nappier than a goats ass.

Yo mama's head is so big she has to wash her hair at niagra falls

Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Yo mama's head is so big, she dont have dreams, she have movies

Yo mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags

Yo mama's head is so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed

Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.

Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a pray.

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter

Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice

Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter

Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down

Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.

Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.

Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.

Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys

Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza

Yo mama's I was walking down the street with Yo mama and they

The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everYone's been on a 747.

The guys like to shop at Yo mama's favorite store, the gap.

[Milford Cubicle]

Yo Mamma, Osama!

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