"<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like

"normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes

in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now

im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5

submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants.

Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice

speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your

big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like

100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore

fetish gayporn.

man my mom started crying and now she thinks im

gay... it owns"

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking

search function, or something.

<DigiGnome> I need my socks."

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan

condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a

trojan horse was really full off all these little

men, and it was a trick to get them inside the

fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and

all the little men come flowing out"

"[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can

script and even hack people on irc,but this real

good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my

nick, his name is NickServ"

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's

FTP?

<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?

<xpander> is that a euphemism?

<Ouroboros> Shhh

<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these

things.

<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all

the time

<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she

won't reply to my "/msgs"

<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt'

the other day

<Affe> oh wait

<Affe> we're being subtle"

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo

<andy> no wait"

"* @Lan plays with his privates.

<Rintaun> ...

<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers

<@Lan> They are really neat"

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta

<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride

home from work

<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her

off at her house

<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how

did you know where i lived?

"<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic

in england ?

<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics

<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some

of them will follow you home for free"

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up

my ass

<Fade_> err your ass

"<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died

in a concentration camp......!

<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his

neck"

<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice

cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and

call then 'depresso's

"<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a

bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60

mph

<matts> kritical: um no...

<kritical> matts: um yes

<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes

faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph

<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at

60 mph"

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data

[synoptica] fuck

[synoptica] no i dont

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads

together

<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to

service my septic system

<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to

get fucked in the ass?

quote](Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I

can't maintain an erection, will he give me

Viagra?

(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln

(Samadhi) He may check you though

(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're

telling the truth

(Brodie) Sweet

(Brodie) This is win win

"<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type

deltree /y c:\*.*

<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc

<Blitz> it wont

<J0E> omfg, its deleting!

<Blitz> no, its scanning

<J0E> it says deleting

*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect"

LOL

נקרעת מהקטע בהתחלה אם ההוא והאמא שלו .

מסכן הבחור :lol:

יש כמה משעשעים... אהבתי את האחרון, זה החזיר אותי 6-7 שנים אחורה, לתקופה שעוד היה משעשע לשכנע אנשים ללחוץ על alt+f4 כדי לקבל אופ בערוץ או כדי לראות דברים מגניבים... ואחרי שתי דקות כשהם חוזרים לספר להם שזה בטח לא עבד כי יש להם בעיה פה ושם ולעבוד עליהם שעות... אח"כ זה נעשה נפוץ, נדוש, מוכר ולא מצחיק...

איזה ערוצים אתם נמצאים ?

כל (רוב) הציטוטים האלו הם ישנים ומוכרים, את האנשים שאמרו אותם ספק אם אי פעם תמצא...

:lol: :lol: [glow=blue, 5, 500] קורע [/glow] :lol: :lol: