פורסם 2002 באוגוסט 3023 שנים "<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns"<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. <DigiGnome> I need my socks."<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out""[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ"<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP? <Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo? <xpander> is that a euphemism? <Ouroboros> Shhh <Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things. <Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time <Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs" <Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day <Affe> oh wait <Affe> we're being subtle"<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo <andy> no wait""* @Lan plays with his privates. <Rintaun> ... <@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers <@Lan> They are really neat"<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
פורסם 2002 באוגוסט 3023 שנים מחבר "<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free"<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass <Fade_> err your ass "<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck"<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's"<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph <matts> kritical: um no... <kritical> matts: um yes <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph"* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data [synoptica] fuck [synoptica] no i dont * Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system <maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?quote](Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra? (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln (Samadhi) He may check you though (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth (Brodie) Sweet (Brodie) This is win win "<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect"
פורסם 2002 באוגוסט 3023 שנים יש כמה משעשעים... אהבתי את האחרון, זה החזיר אותי 6-7 שנים אחורה, לתקופה שעוד היה משעשע לשכנע אנשים ללחוץ על alt+f4 כדי לקבל אופ בערוץ או כדי לראות דברים מגניבים... ואחרי שתי דקות כשהם חוזרים לספר להם שזה בטח לא עבד כי יש להם בעיה פה ושם ולעבוד עליהם שעות... אח"כ זה נעשה נפוץ, נדוש, מוכר ולא מצחיק...
פורסם 2002 באוגוסט 3023 שנים כל (רוב) הציטוטים האלו הם ישנים ומוכרים, את האנשים שאמרו אותם ספק אם אי פעם תמצא...
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