Why Men are so Damn Cool...

[surfface]

Why Men are so Damn Cool...

1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always!

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a monkeys arse if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubes.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux Hire 100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is 5 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a football game with your friends for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

30.. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a penknife.

36. Christmas shopping is accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

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[shtrodel]

חחחחח... נחמד...

יש מלא כאלה בסגנון, אבל תמיד נחמד לראות עוד...

[אורח Si-Nom]

:lol:

[X_Dror]

נחמד

[Gimel]

חחח,

חביב ביותר

[surfface]

קבלו אחר

Math Problem

This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say

they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where

someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little

math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and

knowledge will get you close,

attitude will get you there,

but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[אורח Si-Nom]

[DimaX]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ענק אחי!

[J.allmighty]

קבלו אחר

Math Problem

This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say

they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where

someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little

math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H  A  R  D  W  O  R  K

8  1  18 4  23 15 18 11 = 98%

K  N  O  W  L  E  D  G  E

11 14 15 23 12 5  4  7  5 = 96%

But,

A  T  T  I  T  U  D  E

1  20 20 9  20 21 4  5 = 100%

And,

B U  L  L  S  H  I  T

2 21 12 12 19 8  9  20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and

knowledge will get you close,

attitude will get you there,

but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A  S  S    K  I  S  S  I  N  G

1  19 19   11 9  19 19 9  14 7= 127 %

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rofl

[BeNzZy-BoY]

השני ע-נ-ק!

[domiel]

;D