INFERNo, איך את נראת ?

^^ LOLLL

http://web.archive.org/web/20031207063726/nietblat.free-host.com/index2.html

תלחצו על הקישורים בצד שמאל.. אלו שעדיין עובדים.

rofl

זה פשוט ענק (למען הסר ספק אני רוסי...)

אין זה מה שUTארים עושים כשמשעמם להם חח =]

הסגנון כתיבה מזכיר באופן חשוד את זה של ידידה שלי, שגם היא, איך נאמר, שופעת.

זה מטריד

אתה יכול להרגע...

המקור הוא באנגלית.

הנה - http://www.ondmis.dk/cyber.htm

יש פה דברים שגרמו לי לבכות מרוב צחוק.

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח תיהיו לי בריאים כבר הרבה זמן לא צחקתי ככה

"ביוש" חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח

והרג אותי איך המפגרת עוד מנסה להמשיך איתו ת'סייבר! חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

חחחחחחח

אתה יכול להרגע...

המקור הוא באנגלית.

הנה - http://www.ondmis.dk/cyber.htm

יש פה דברים שגרמו לי לבכות מרוב צחוק.

ענקקקקקקקקקקקקקקקק

קראתי רק איזה 3 דברים אבל זה ענק!!

Ew this chick was nasty. Yeeeeaah.

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?

bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?

Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.

bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

**pause**

Katie_007: is that it?

bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

**pause**

bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Katie_007: ...

bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katie_007: whatever.

[br]פורסם בתאריך: 27.05.2007 בשעה 00:47:26

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אני לא יכול! חייב שתקראו גם את זה! שפך אותי מצחוק!

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate: Who are you?

bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

bloodninja: Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate: Umm...Yes

DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.

bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.

bloodninja: How did you know?

bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate: What the fuck?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit

DirtyKate: fuck

ענקקקקקקקקקקקקקקקק

קראתי רק איזה 3 דברים אבל זה ענק!!

Ew this chick was nasty. Yeeeeaah.

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?

bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?

Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.

bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

**pause**

Katie_007: is that it?

bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

**pause**

bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Katie_007: ...

bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katie_007: whatever.

[br]פורסם בתאריך: 27.05.2007 בשעה 00:47:26

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אני לא יכול! חייב שתקראו גם את זה! שפך אותי מצחוק!

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate: Who are you?

bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

bloodninja: Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate: Umm...Yes

DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.

bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.

bloodninja: How did you know?

bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate: What the fuck?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit

DirtyKate: fuck

מיזמן לא צחקתי ככה.

מיזמן לא צחקתי ככה.

:lol: :lol:

השני של דימה פשוט פתח אותי :lol: :lol:

השני חזק במיוחד :lol:

:xyxthumbs:ע-נ-ק!!

תרד ענק!

כל פוסט זהב.

OMGF WTF

לשרוף רוסים להשתמש בהם כחומר בעירה מזה פה גטו קבינימאט איזה אנשים חולים יש ומה היה עם אתם הייתם במקומנו ?

אנשים פשוט חיות טוב מאוד שנסגרו אנשים כאלה צריך לשפוט לדין

sorry, I just had to.

משהו שמתאים לפורום:

So I was having cybersex the other day. It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.

חחח קורע

"אגב, נעים מאוד, אני רב פקח אהרון וייס"

bykeking :lol: :lol:

"Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."